FUNNY DAY

My stomach hurts.






Ohmigod! Why yoke's? You allright??







I'm Not Allright!!!!










I"M STILL LAUGHING LIKE SHIT!!!!!
In fact, today was so freakin HILARIOUS i think Meera pee'd in her pants.


riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!


I look at meera. (She's still doing her work.)


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!


Meera looks at me.


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!



Everyone stands up.



FIRE DRILL. (or really a fire. But no one cared.)


Everyone's reaction was PRICELESS!


And so, we "hurried" down to the court where we were supposed to gather. Though its so insanely stupid because we're actually gathering at a place which only exits are
(a) A locked gate.
(b) Steep steps up to the other main gate. (WHICH IS ABOUT LIKE WHAT? A HUNDRED METRES AWAY!???)
(c) Death.


So Priyanka and Meera got to ditch being fried and barbequed and getting cooked in the OH-SO-FREAKING-HOT sun (ANNOY'S ME EVERY SECOND. {the SUN and MEERA&PRIYANKA})

While...

the whole school sits under the Sun waiting to be blackened. Its so stupid. Can't stop complaining. I knew it wasn't a real fire because from up above, we could all see Pn. Cheah clicking away on the camera. And besides, there ain't no smoke. If it was really a fire, Pn. Shama would have been screaming and yelling instead of jumping around like some stiff ape.

No kidding. Pn Shama, jumping like an ape. NO KIDDING.

I mean, seriously dude,
What fool takes picture's during a bloody fire?

So we people sat there for about like fifteen minutes, and then teacher started calling us back to class. TYPICAL.

DID I MENTION IT WAS BLAZING HOT?

We got back to class to continue with our Moral. And that's where the funny part happens.
Priyanka dropped her bottle.

And ragunath went
"So how much would you pay me to pick up your bottle? One buck?"

SHE FRIGGIN PAID HIM 1 BUCK.

But he no want it. xD

AND THAT WHERE THE REALLY FUNNY PART HAPPENS. (YOU READ ON AND SEE.)

Yokeyee: HEY I WANT THE ONE BUCK (shut up okay. Its still cash.)
Meera: I WANT IT (A minute later than moi.)

The money drops.......

Down....

Down.......

Down.............

To the floor.

Yokeyee: MINE!
Meera: I GOT IT!!

And we both got down and BANG. Be knocked our heads together. with a DONG noise.

Okay, so it might not sound so hilarious as i said but it mighty was in reality. It mighty was.
Trust me every lil penny on that.


And you know what,

RIGHT BEFORE THAT,
RIGHT BEFORE ALL OF THAT.

Priyanka got her new fancy TAG HEUER glasses, (WITH LENS MADE OUTTA GLASS)
And yeap, you can guess it.

IT BROKE.
Ain't nothing funny 'bout that. Nuh uh.

But when i was on my way home. I couldn't hold my gigle any longer.

It didn't occur to me earlier that today Priyanka got hold of her glasses. The same day it breaks.


Rest in peace my little tag heuer friend that lived such a short, sad, painful life.
Rest in peace...


-Yokeyee-





UPDATE:

BY THE WAY PEOPLE, YOKEYEE WON THE ONE FRIGGIN BUCK THAT STILL CAUSES HER HEAD TO THROB A LITTLE.

sayonara.