Friday, April 10, 2009

PINK BUBLE GUM

I will never eat gum for awhile.

I MEAN IT

Shahira, Jane and i were chatting about something and then....

Shahira: Hey is that gum on you shoe?

I looked down. You see people, at the same time i was stepping on soil, so the gum could have easily been soil.

Yokeyee: Oh.... Hmm.... I guess so.

Shahira was laughing. I THINK she was laughing becuase i sounded so dreamy-like and totally calm.

I THINK.

And anyway, they continued chatting while i was trying to GET THAT STUPID PINK GUM OUTTA MY SHOE!

(Nearly falling into the drain doing so. TYPICAL.)

And finally Shahira suggested taking a rock to get scrape the Goddamned sticky persistent gum.
I COULDNT FREAKING TAKE IT ALL OUT.

anyway, you wanna know something EVEN interesting i did yesterday?
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I COUNTED MY BOOKS.

And i have 342. (:

OH BUT WAIT.

I FORGOT THE SHELVES DOWNSTAIRS!!!!

HAHAA. so, in total, i have...............

479.


Shocked?

Well, okay, fine. (of course, i added up the books that are STILL with nat. IM CHARGING YOU NAT.)

lol....


Yokeyee didn't lie. (:
Shes not joking.
Shes serious.
She has read 479 stories in her life.
EXCLUDING ESSAYS.


Oh and right now shes reading a 9 year old's books. =P

Like i say

A nine year old cant read a physics text book, but an eighty year old can read Peter Pan anytime.


UPDATE.

CONGRATULATIONS MEERA FOR GETTING THIRD.
I'M PROUD.
I DONT KNOW WHY.
DONT ASK.

CONGRATS.

-Yokeyee-

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